Touchdown, slumber party.
There’s a new romance on the rise between Capricorn super fox Irina Shayk, 37, and pig skin king and full blown Leo, ladies and gentlemen, Tom Brady, 45.
The recently retired, freshly divorced seven-time Super Bowl champion was seen picking up the supermodel from the Hotel Bel-Air (problematically owned by the Sultan of Brunei) last Friday afternoon (in a Rolls-Royce Ghost because he is a rich bitch).
The two retired to Brady’s LA house/lion’s lair where they remained until the following morning when Shayk emerged looking fresh and merry in her all white, night before outfit.
The “casual romance” began in June when the two were introduced at the lavish wedding of billionaire art heir Joe Nahmad and model Madison Headrick in Sardinia, Italy.
Rich, rich, rich.
A source claims Shayk “threw herself” at Brady during the weekend wedding celebrations, tailing him for face time. Highly, highly unlikely as Capricorn’s are not prone to public displays of desperation and I have yet to see a single sea goat engaged in grovel.
Former flames casting shade
The new couple comes complete with a respective roster of famous exes.
Shayk’s body count includes Italian businessman Valerio Morabito, Linkin Park drummer Rob Bourdon, Brazilian model Arthur Sales, soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, and Bradley Cooper who Shayk dated for four years and with whom she shares daughter Lea De Seine.
Post Cooper split and pre his antisemitic, off the rails tirades, Shayk briefly dated controversial Gemini Kanye West.
For his part, Brady is a top-tier modelizer whose dating history includes Playboy Playmate Layla Roberts, model/actress Bridget Moynahan (mother to Brady’s eldest son Jack) and ex-wife/Brazilian uber model/former Victoria’s Secret angel/environmentalist Gisele Bündchen.
Brady and Bündchen, who finalized their divorce in October 2022 after 13 years of marriage, share two children Benjamin Rein and Vivian Lake.
News of the burgeoning relationship betwixt Brady and Shayk reached Bündchen just a few days after her 43rd birthday and our Cancer queen was allegedly none too pleased by the development.
Exes aside what do the birth charts of these two beauties reveal about their chemistry and long term compatibility? Read on to learn more.
The lion and the sea goat
Born January 6, 1986 in Chelyabinsk, Russia Shayk has an industrious Capricorn stellium with her sun, Mercury, Venus and Neptune in the sign of the sea goat while her moon floats in the fixed emo waters of Scorpio.
Tom Brady meanwhile was delivered unto us on August 3, 1977 making our man a double dose of fire with a proud Leo sun and a war mongering Aries moon, balanced by a squishy marshmallow Venus in Cancer and a glad handing, people pleasing Libra rising.
As a result of the fixed, fiery nature of his sun and the initiating energy of his cardinal moon, Brady knows what he wants and will stand, bold and staunchly defiant in the face of compromise.
Great for field games, less so for romantic relationships
Brady’s sun in Leo forms a tight square with Shayk’s Mars in Scorpio. In astrology the sun is the self and Mars is our planet of drive and desire, high five-ing, drag racing, f—ing and fighting.
With this aspect there is a strong, athletic, chest bumping, almost gladiatorial energy between Brady and Shayk. I for one hope with all my heart that their slumber parties include some sort of Spartan inspired gold leaf wrestling role play situation. Let us pray.
This competitive square suggests a rivalry that can push both parties towards excellence, extremes, adventure and accomplishment… or end in a grudge match of showing off and walking out. Remains to be seen folks.
Moon dance
Interestingly, both Shayk and Brady’s moon signs are ruled by Mars suggesting that for these two getting their emotional needs met is a fierce, and fiercely uncompromising pursuit.
Having a pair of Martian moons in a relationship correlates to flared fights, primal attraction and the potential for deep, trial by fire transformation.
Very hot, very alive. Lest we forget that Shayk’s Scorpio moon is a lunar placement shared by Brady’s ex Giselle Bündchen. Old habits and familiar territories for our boy.
Brady may prove to be too much of an all American golden doodle for a girl that naturally prefers a dark horse.
Capricorns like Shayk play the long game when it comes to love and arrive armed with a clear idea of what and who they want. Bolstered by the determined desire and psychic potential of a Scorpio moon this is an unstoppable person built for empires and underworlds.
This sun/moon combo is, in essence, looking for depth and distance my friends, status and substance, and so long as the ROI is high, the sea goat scorpion will stay.
Craving as she does success and intensity in equal measure, Brady may prove to be too much of an all American golden doodle for a girl that naturally prefers a dark horse.
Exes and aspects
In terms of astrological aspects, Brady’s infernal Aries moon forms a harmonious trine with Shayk’s Saturn in Sagittarius.
As established, the moon represents our emotional interiority and Saturn both restriction and foundation. In cahoots, these luminaries and this aspect lend themselves to a certain stability.
Brady’s moon is offered security and flexibility by Shayk’s mutable Saturn while Shayk can trust that if things develop she will have a rock steady in Brady.
This sense of responsibility and restraint is enhanced by the fact that both parties are proud parents that by all accounts take their familial obligations very seriously.
Astrology 101: Your guide to the stars
Shayk outlined her relationship non-negotiables in 2015 explaining, “It’s very simple. You have to be faithful to your other half and not have secrets. That’s my rule.”
Technically that’s two rules my dude, but in any case, Brady, whose challenges lie more in balancing autonomy with emotional investment has proven himself capable of high fidelity and honesty. Indeed, neither were a factor in his split with Bündchen and it would seem that while he may play ball, by and large he keeps his own set on the home field.
Whatever is to come for this couple it bears repeating that the mark of a successful relationship is not how long it lasts but what lessons are learned, truth found and personal progress made. Here’s to your growth and the curative powers of gladiator sex games, shine on and get it on you two. We love to see it.
Astrologer Reda Wigle researches and irreverently reports back on planetary configurations and their effect on each zodiac sign. Her horoscopes integrate history, poetry, pop culture and personal experience. She is also an accomplished writer who has profiled a variety of artists and performers, as well as extensively chronicled her experiences while traveling. Among the many intriguing topics she has tackled are cemetery etiquette, her love for dive bars, Cuban Airbnbs, a “girls guide” to strip clubs and the “weirdest” foods available abroad.
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